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A lawyer was hunting one day and shot a duck. The duck fell behind a fence, so the lawyer climbed the fence to get it. When he did, the landowner, a farmer, happened by.

"What do you think you are doing, trespassing on my land?" asked the farmer.

"I shot a duck, and I'm going to collect it. I'll be gone in a minute."

"No way," said the farmer. "If the duck landed on my property, then it is mine."

"Listen," said the lawyer. "Maybe you don't understand. Right now I am dressed in hunting gear, but I am a lawyer. Not only that, but I am a famous trial lawyer. I sue people for a living. And under the law, that duck is rightfully mine. If you don't let me get it, I have no problem suing you for every dime you are worth."

"Well, I ain't no city lawyer," said the farmer. "Out here we all just go by the law of three kicks."

"I don't know what you are talking about," replied the lawyer.

"I kick you as hard as I want three times. If you can get up and kick me three times, you get the duck."

"Fine," said the lawyer.

After the farmer kicked the lawyer in the groin, the lawyer fell immediately. The farmer kicked him twice more. Several minutes later, the lawyer struggled to his feet.

"OK, my turn," the lawyer said.

"Never mind," responded the farmer, "You can have the duck."

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